Come one come all !!! Toms River PD is hiring again !! We are looking for outstanding candidates who are willing to park behind WaWa and do nothing for 99% of their shift ! Qualifications include but not limited to* Harass law abiding citizens*Be able to stand at utility work sites and do nothing but get paid big money*Cause major traffic delays due to minor fender benders*Must be afraid to work in real urban areas such as Camden & Newark etc etc*Willing to "milk" the Toms River taxpayers out of their money to support our corrupt police system*If your related to any fellow officers,cheifs,sgts,you get the job on the spot*Must accept the fact that you are a glorified "Security Guard"*Absolutely must have a general bad attitude when it comes to the public*Willing to get free coffee at WaWa & 7-11 just because you feel entitled*Basically if you want to do nothing and deal with petty bogus nonsense type of situations and get "$OVERPAID$" please apply as soon as possible...Thank You Randy Savage...A concerned citizen..........

please dont disrespect a Legend's name.. if u wanna Diss the local police use your real name... i bet if you were being held up , you would crawl outta ur momma's basement and DIAL 9-1-1 asking for the Toms River Police to Come RESCUE U.

TR cops deal with and apprehend bad buys almost every day (just read Patch). It's a "real urban area" as far as crime goes. Cops in other towns acknowledge we've got the best in the business. And the cops who work at roadside utility sites are paid by the utilities. Savage, you must have been on the wrong side of the law to carry such a nasty attitude about our police!

Don't bother applying. The republican leadership in this town won't hire any new cops. They are doing everything they can to destroy the Department.

Thank you officers for putting your lives on the line everyday to protect and serve.

I totally agree with Macho man. The cops in this town are inadequate and overpaid. They wouldn't last a day in Newark or Camden. Criminals run wild in this town because they know the chance of getting caught is so slim.

To all of you using this thread to bash the Toms River P.D. - Why don't you step up, pass the test, graduate the academy, and show those overpaid officers and their chief how to be a good police officer? Sounds like you have plenty of opinions, now how about some action?

You guys sound like the tools... Walk into their headquarters and speak your mind, rather than hide behind a screen name, tough guys....

Barbara !!! thats a real original saying you came up with trying to trash Randy Savage !! Moron Busters , come on with that garbage you leftwinger ! Also your comment "thank you officers for putting your lives on the line everyday"???? I hope your not talking about TRPD???? because the only thing they put on the line everyday is which TR establishment to go for lunch !!!!!

As Randy said, it is such a hard job hanging out at the 7-11 for a hour or so at a time.
They want to hire more, but if they only used the resources they have properly.

I do agree that TRPD has to step up and get the chip off their shoulder. They will hire friends and family who can't shoot a turtle. Oh sure, they'll pass the written test and skim by on shooting and physical. But in the end other candidates will not be hired because its so and sos nephew, son, grandson, blah blah blah. Shame on TRPD for putting their community at risk for this.

@ holden mcguire...I am a left wing guy,who, if i ever met you ,would snap off your right wing , and beat you smartly about your head and shoulders !